You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize