You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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