we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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