Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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