would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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