I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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