is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
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