the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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