why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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