I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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