is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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