I'm jealous of your bromance
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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