don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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