You can't special order awesome
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
