heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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