I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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