She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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