The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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