Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
My bed is full of blood and feathers
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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