i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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