come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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