booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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