i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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