I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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