What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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