So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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