White coat. Heels.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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