Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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