I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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