Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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