brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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