He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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