So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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