Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
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I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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