I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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