This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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