i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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