Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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