I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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