wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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