I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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