Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
