i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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