Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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