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JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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