Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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