I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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