Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist