Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
They took my balls.
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I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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