playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...