Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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