Nicole vs. Life
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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