Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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