why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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