ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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