you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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