I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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