i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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