Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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