I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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