so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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